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yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

goodcharlotteofficial:

goodcharlotteofficial:

Also a guy sent me gross sexual messages so I made him meet me at fred meyer which is 45 minutes from his house and I am not going to show up and then I’m going to tell him he’s gross when he writes to complain.

He said he waited outside Fred Meyer for an hour. He sent me like 30 messages.


me:  I should go shower now  (five minutes later)  (another five minutes later)  (yet another five minutes later)  (more five minute intervals)
someone:  (goes into the bathroom)
me:  wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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Thanks for considering my résumé. I’m really excited to sell myself to this behemoth of capitalist exploitation

me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  thinking inappropriate thoughts
me:  omg what if I actually said something out loud
me:  omg what if there is a telepath around here